Have someone you need to suprize or embarass? Looking for something for that certain someone who is so hard to shop for? Look no further! We offer a wide variety of singing telegrams for your enjoyment. We'll go anywhere to find our guest of honor. Send them a singing telegram at work, home or anywhere! Available in London, St.Thomas, Chatham, Brantford, Windsor, Sarnia and surrounding areas.

Our $100.00 Singing Telegrams Include:
A CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOICE
A BOUQUET OF BALLOONS
A SHORT COMEDY ROUTINE
THE SINGING OF "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" OR OTHER APPROPRIATE SONG
A CUSTOMIZED CARD

Clown Visit

Great for males or females of all ages, our clown comes in with a bang and twists the guest of honour a silly balloon hat.

 

Top Hat and Tails

A little more on the serious side, this routine includes a song appropriate for the occasion and customized for the guest of honour

 

Lance Romance

This lounge-singer style act is guaranteed to embarass your female guest of honour with Lance's medley of love songs. Lance seems to believe that he is really sexy............but he's not.

Gorilla!

You can't miss our big, hairy gorilla as it finds the guest of honour, beats its chest and wishes the guest of honour all the best.

 


 

Elvis

Our over-the-top caricature of Elvis sings a medley of Elvis tunes and croons a Happy Birthday the guest of honor.

 

 

Premium Telegrams

Our $125.00 Singing Telegrams Include:
A CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOICE
A LARGE BOUQUET OF BALLOONS
2 ENTERTAINERS PERFORMING A SHORT COMEDY ROUTINE AND
THE SINGING OF "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" OR OTHER APPROPRIATE SONG
A CUSTOMIZED CARD

Stripping French Maid Gorilla or Stripping Police Officer Gorilla

This is a "bait and switch" telegram! Our singer comes in and presents the balloons to the guest of honour, sings a telegram introduction song and leads the group in singing "Happy Birthday". Just when they think they are safe and they are getting off pretty easy, we start the music.....we let a few bars of "The Stripper" play to get your imaginations racing and then our gorilla comes in dressed as a french maid or police officer and performs a non-risque strip routine! They dance around and take off the french maid or police officer costume parts, but the fur stays on at all times! (you never actually see the person inside of the costume!). Tonnes of fun (literally!!) and completely embarassing!